{"product_id":"not-my-job-roastlight-roast-coffee","title":"Not my job roast(Light Roast coffee)","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"265\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"265\"\u003e12oz of Light Roast, Low Effort, and Zero Responsibility\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eThis ain’t the coffee for go-getters — this is for the \"go ask someone else\" crew. The \u003cem data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eNot My Job\u003c\/em\u003e blend is light on the body and heavy on the \"don’t bother me\" vibes. Pulled from the hills of South and Central America and roasted stateside, this light roast delivers citrus and dried fruit flavor like it’s trying to keep things professional — but with enough milk chocolate and almond to remind you it’s still barely holding it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"916\"\u003ePerfect for pour-over, AeroPress, cold brew, or whatever method you use when you're half-asleep and don't care if it overflows. Available in whole bean or ground — pick your grind, or don’t. Not our problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eTHE BREAKDOWN:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"990\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"990\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dried fruit, citrus, light body with hints of milk chocolate \u0026amp; almonds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eRegion:\u003c\/strong\u003e South \u0026amp; Central America\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eForm:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whole Bean or Ground\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eRoasted in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eSpecialty Grade Certified (SCA-approved)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eSmall Batch Roasted — because we actually care, unlike your last apprentice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eShips to:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA, territories, and Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003eNot eligible for Etsy, eBay, or Amazon — too honest for those clowns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ScumGrunt","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":52029256204609,"sku":"11456435160847438133","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52029256237377,"sku":"18153877514819740266","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/8547\/7953\/files\/2614283117717121071_2048.jpg?v=1785342762","url":"https:\/\/hookeduplinecompany.com\/products\/not-my-job-roastlight-roast-coffee","provider":"Hooked Up Line Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}