{"product_id":"pardon-my-french-roast-dark-french-roast-coffee","title":"Pardon my french roast (Dark French Roast coffee)","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"155\"\u003ePARDON MY FRENCH ROAST — DARK. STRONG. BITTER AS YOU.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"158\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e12oz Bag of Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"559\"\u003eWe’re not big on French stuff — but we make an exception for this roast. It’s bitter, bold, and blacker than your sense of humor. This Dark French roast doesn’t whisper sweet nothings — it barks orders, slaps your tastebuds, and keeps you upright through the worst shift of your life. Cocoa, toasted nuts, and a finish that bites back harder than your crew chief after lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eSourced from the hills of South America. Roasted in the U.S. of A. This ain’t your aunt’s artisanal blend — it’s fuel for the fed-up. Brew it your way: drip, press, percolator, straight outta the thermos — whatever gets the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eTHE BREAKDOWN:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"833\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"891\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"891\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark French (you’ll feel it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bittersweet, toasty, cocoa, toasted nuts, strong finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eRegion:\u003c\/strong\u003e South America\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003eWhole Bean or Ground (dealer’s choice)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003eRoasted in the USA by people who don’t flinch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eCertified “Specialty Grade” — yeah, it’s the good stuff\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1215\"\u003eShips to the U.S., territories, and Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eNot for Etsy, eBay, or Amazon. Too raw for those platforms.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ScumGrunt","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52029256794433,"sku":"12512117774500355102","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":52029256827201,"sku":"30959801202886151134","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/8547\/7953\/files\/14092601781057992513_2048.jpg?v=1785342767","url":"https:\/\/hookeduplinecompany.com\/products\/pardon-my-french-roast-dark-french-roast-coffee","provider":"Hooked Up Line Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}